Diva Rambling….Maxine Humor..The Truth…

Thanks to whoever sent this….it made my day brighter….

Four worms and a lesson to be learned !
 
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol … Dead. 

The second worm in cigarette smoke … Dead . 

Third worm in chocolate syrup …Dead .

Fourth worm in good clean soil … Alive…


So the Minister asked the congregation,

“What did you learn from this demonstration?”

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said
As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,

you won’t have worms!”
That pretty much ended the service!
Today is International Disturbed People’s Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend…

Just as I’ve done. 

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About CroneUno

We are delicious, juicy old crones who have earned their stripes. We are friends over time and space who decided to give back all the delicious information that at the Universe has given us. Some the wisdom of the ages and some from our stupid foibles. The purpose of our site is to share time wizened stories, recipes (some healthy; some not so much), holistic care and supplements from nature's storehouse, and humor...always humor. We want you to laugh with us, share with us, and enjoy the journey with us, whatever it may bring. Namaste
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