There are many Universal Laws/Truths… Gravity, Combustion, Propulsion, God, Good/Evil, Yin/Yang too many to list. But am I the only one noticing that the chaos of modern times is creating new “Laws/Truths” regularly?
There are twenty-four hours in a day; seven days in a week…why it it no one, anywhere, has any time? Has time run out and I didn’t get the memo?
Why does it take exponentially longer to deplane than to board when we fly?
That a chip in a tiny cell phone has single handedly created the Zombie Apocalypse.
That in spite of all the efforts to create the ultimate antiperspirant there are more people than ever we just cannot be around!
People ask more and more stupid questions…i.e. they see a puppy pad on your floor…Them “Oh, do you have a puppy”? Me…”No, my toilet is broken you’ll have to use that as the guest toilet!” Employment applications…they ask Sex…I always put as often as possible.
The phenomenon that I witness daily; the WalMartian and the bizarre attire required to clothe them? We have been invaded; Fact.
Manners…no one even seems to know what that means anymore. I doubt that Emily Post or Miss Manners are even remotely familiar to the last two generations. Does anyone remember what Please and Thank You is all about?
I could go on and on but it tires me to think about more than these right now. In the world of science two negatives create a positive. In this scary world of new Laws/Truths two negatives make a black hole in humanity that cannot be fixed. That leaves an even bigger question….where’s it all leading? Whew! Brain Fry…Let’s have tea and stick our heads in the sand some more.
The Queen Cronista